The Chelfing Spasm™

In 1885 Mr Wong Chelfing created the World's first external combustion engine, now in 2009, the company he founded creates another breakthrough Automotive product - the World's first truly viable electric Car, the Chelfing Spasm™. Lets plug and play !

China, India and the USA open new coal-fired power stations on a weekly basis producing lovely clean electricity with Butterflies and Orchids as the only by-products. Meanwhile our streets are clogged with polluting gasoline engines, causing respiratory problems, lung disease and alopecia. The environmental benefits of an electric car are clear.

Other mainstream Manufacturers such as the General's Motors of USA and even Chitroen of France are investing heavily in electric cars that are yet to deliver viable performance at a market-acceptable price. The key technical challenge facing all Manufacturers is the weight/power/range conundrum, and without having to resort to classifying the Spasm™ as a 'Quadricycle' (a term MS Word insists isn't real anyway), Chelfing has the final solution :

Weight : The weight of Batteries (irrespective of type, Nickel Cadmium, Lithium, or Duracell) that cripple all other electric cars are not an issue for the Chelfing Spasm™, which requires no batteries at all. None. The problems associated with mining Battery chemicals and flying them twice around the world to end up in Hollywood are also negated. How does the Chelfing manage this ? By being the first electric car to offer direct drive technology, simply plug your car into the mains and drive. Truly 'Plug n play' technology !

Power : Performance from the Babyliss straight-n-shine electric motor driving the Spasm™ is excellent with many KiloWhatnots, generous heat and the smell of burnt fringe.

Range : The Spasm™ is 'Plug n play' giving Owners the possibility to chose their own range, with a 10m mains lead as standard, you can add additional length at time of order to suit the length of your daily commute. We now offer a long-range commuter kit (see picture). Please remember to state plug type (UK, Euro or Third-world) at time of order.

The innovation doesn't stop there, inspired by stop/start technology featured in certain gasoline engines, further energy savings can be made by switching off the power whilst waiting at red lights, and particularly frugal Spasm™ Owners may also wish to unplug their car from the mains in traffic jams for further energy savings.

Ride and handling have been described by former Tory MP David Mellor as "better than an Audi, and at best, tolerable", and 51 year old son of the Bishop of Peterborough Timothy Westwood described the styling as "phat" (pronounced "fat") while wearing outsized clothing and pointing. Praise indeed !

Spasm™ Interiors feature Chelfing's customary dozen upholders, optional integrated George Foreman Grill and a solar-powered calculator with memory function. Chelfing reliability, warranty and Customer-service comfortably exceed that you would expect to receive from any French automobile Manufacturer.