Welcome to the Chelfing Owners Club.

If you would really like to know the story of Chelfing, contact us at mail@chelfing.com and Bisek Giddur would be very happy to talk to you (yes, really).

Below is some of the best feedback so far. 

"Ok, is this some sort of a joke or something - it honestly looks like a 12 year old created the website..."
  
"A Razzle with Blade alloy's Is this for real! If it is, what a sh*t website!"

"I love it. Especially the Prune. Someone spent a lot of time making that site."

"'chelfing' sounds like a particularly unsanitary sexual act" Cor

"That site (not the content) is shitter than faeces."

Here is an pilot advert that never got shown : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1coNJvIzA4&eurl=

"Dear Bisek Thank you for the answers to my questions. Based on the information provided thus far, and on a 6-month license with option to renew at a fee to be negotiated in good faith, please see my figures below: 5 days London for shooting 4 different commercials (presuming circa 30 seconds duration each). 4 days Macau (2 traveling, 2 on location). 1 day London for documentary v/o. Endorsement and use of Quentin's celebrity image / reputation (UK, Europe & North America. territories only). Exclusivity clause - no working with direct competitors during the campaign or for 6 months afterwards. --------------------- £175,000 GBP plus VAT and first class expenses. SUBJECT TO CONTRACT I look forward to hearing from you. Regards, Neil. " - quote from Quentin Wilsons agent to be the 'face' of Chelfing Automotive.


Email to Penny Mallory : "From: Chelfing Automotive [mailto:mail@chelfing.com] Sent: 12 July 2007 13:39 To: *****@************.co.uk Subject: Promotional Work for Chelfing Automotive ref 7761A Dear Penny Mallory Chelfing Automotive is looking for a figurehead to support the new launch of its SUV and sporty saloon vehicles in the British market. We have an ambitious marketing program ahead of us, and finding the right figurehead is key. We have identified you as having the right attributes for our brand, and would like to know if you would be interested in working with Chelfing Automotive in a series of press and TV commercials. Filming starts this August, although we are flexible in some regards with the schedule, we hope that this might be of interest to you ? We look forward to your response. Yours Bisek Giddur C.E.O. Int. Operations Chelfing Automotive.

Her reply : "Dear Bisek Many thanks for e mail. I have to admit I had never heard of Chefling Automotive, but have had a look at your website, and it all looks very exciting! I would be delighted to talk to you about your advertising campaign - why don't you give me a ring on 0**** 1***** or 0**** 6***** when you get a minute - Kind Regards Penny Mallory "


fromname = Raf fromemail = r****2ford.com message = I live in USA. when will lunge be available here? toname = foldername = chelfing.com submit = Send (Email sent to Chelfing - whooow, the big guns are interested ! corporate takeover time ?)

"the koala skin seat covers the resident veggie/animal lover at worker nearly had a fit over that one. Some people just don't get jokes do they?, (Oz car forum)

Wouldn't it make more sense to blend Italian style with Japanese reliability? Unless this site is a Joke? Seriously, who names one of the models "Razzle"? "Woman's side airbag", How old fashioned! (posted on an IT forum by someone who should get out more)

I ned to stop looking as the laughing is hurting now (pistonheads)
 
"Style" and "Refinement" !!?? - I hardly think so! "Dream" and "Lifestyle" !!?? - No further comment. (comment on tyresmoke)

I have forwarded the details onto the relevant department. However from looking at it I would imagine it to be some sort of hoax (in bad taste). I did a quick search for ‘Chelfing Automotive’ and could find no such company. (email from cats protection league)

"crash testing at the renowned Nanjing University test center revealed no significant vehicle damage at speeds of up to 55 mph.    We need this kind of testing in the Hummers. (for those open field leaf lickers conventions) " - (Considerate Yank Hummer owner.)

Thats some sort of sick joke, it looks like a pile of DS......... i wont even consider another 4 x 4 if you have a H2, they all seem so so inferior.... (Another lovely Hummer owner)

Various links to Chelfing (or just google it !)  .......

http://www.autoblog.com/2007/07/25/freudian-slip-in-the-chelfing-razzles-spec-sheet/ (Autoblog, nearly bought it...)

http://www.leblogauto.com/2007/07/chelfing-poisson-davril-avec-3-mois-de-retard.html (French people wondering why they can’t find the dealer in the town of ‘Minge’)

http://www.gazeta.ru/news/auto/2007/07/27/n_1098013.shtml (Russians who think its ‘yellow Urkrainian car’ ?!)

http://www.wheelsmag.com.au/wheels/site/articleIDs/AD65BA9116C222E2CA25731500189144

http://forums.mg-rover.org/showthread.php?p=2124015

http://www.honestjohn.co.uk/forum/post/index.htm?f=2&t=54167

http://www.vpcuk.org/forums/showthread.php?p=230006

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/showthread.php?t=68973

http://boardreader.com/t/Any_non_Civic_chat_here_please_197649/Latest_Civic_Rival_from_China_Chefling_a_6832.html

http://www.tyresmoke.net/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/1196184/Main/1191359/

http://www.ukbassradio.co.uk/hey-hip-city-kid-t4220.html

http://www.carspin.net/forums/index.php?PHPSESSID=4d0a95af4ca4d73c1df48bba5ec1f726&topic=10115.0

http://www.hsv.org.uk/topic.asp?t=414202&f=69&h=27

http://forums.performanceforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67220000&highlight=chelfing

http://www.carspin.net/forums/index.php?PHPSESSID=b1c2c6566d0a17d20bc41176d4a16064&topic=10115.msg505459#msg505459

http://www.hummerforums.com/m_73238/mpage_2/key_/tm.htm

Keep on Chelfing !